Get Out The Way, Here Comes A Woot-Off
Hey there, Danny! I'm Stacy's dad. She’s upstairs getting ready for your big date. Do you know anything about knives, Danny? Look how easily I can open this 2.25" blade with one hand.
Gather ‘round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t.
So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to complaining about the latest “Worst Woot-Off Ever”. It wouldn’t be a Woot-Off if you didn’t.