Sound ID SIX Bluetooth Headset
by wootbot
The curse of the bluetooth.
You never know who they’re talking to.
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It has been more than a year since my last confession.”
“Go ahead.”
“I have coveted my neighbor’s possessions.”
“Mmm hmm.”
“I have had adulterous thoughts.”
“That’s awesome.”
“I- Wha?”
“I said that’s awesome.”
“Oh. I, uh, I have taken the Lord’s name in vain. Uh, too many times to count, really.”
“Sweet.”
“Excuse me?”
“Yeah, pick me up at six. We’ll swing the sticks, knock back a few, and call it a day.”
“I don’t- What?”
“Sorry, hang on. I got this weirdo talkin’ to me. Hey, go do some Hail Marys until you feel better.”
“Are you- Are you on the phone?”
“Yes, yes I am. Oh, because it’s always gotta be about you. Jeez.”
