Darkness engulfs us.
For my next trick, I will make this bottle disappe-- I should have emptied it first.
In the abyss of Black Friday, we cannot hear ourselves scream. In the pitch darkness, we cannot see what hunts us. Without light, there is only dark. In the dark, there are no friends only enemies. All is gone. All is lost. So, heck, why not take advantage of our LOWEST PRICES OF THE YEAR!