Stewie from Family Guy USB Toy

by Wootbot

Do Not Adjust The Horizontal. Do Not Adjust The Vertical.

By 2017, at current rates of expansion, all television programming on Earth will be created by Seth MacFarlane.

So get ready for a lot more of this kind of thing. Whether you just can’t stand to let Family Guy go on Monday morning, or you want to get chased out of the office by irritated co-workers, plug in this USB Stewie toy or doll or whatever the hell you want to call it. It’ll respond to movement and sound and keystrokes by talking and lighting up and moving around, or something. Don’t try to understand it. Don’t resist it. To paraphrase a line from back when Fox’s Sunday night was the funniest night of the week: you, for one, will welcome your new MacFarlane overlords.

Warranty: 90 Day Mastermedia

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