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I strapped on my Action Cam while I was sitting on my couch.
"Check it out, dude. I got one of those Swann Freestyle 1080p Action Cam things."
"Wow, I didn't know you were the active type."
"Totally, bro. I strapped this thing on a helmet and recorded my whole day in 1080p. Wanna watch?"
"The whole day?"
"Maybe just the highlights then."
"This is just a shot of your TV."
"Can you fast forward?"
"This is still your TV."
"It was a pretty low energy kind of day."