Swann Security System

by wootbot

Fight Night

This easy-to-install 4 camera Swann Security System is a great way to keep an eye on valuables, like, for example, your prized jewelry.

Now, some of you are probably thinking, "pfft! No need for that!" because, through either magic or a science experiment gone wrong, your prized jewelry has gained sentience and you've trained it to fight for itself. But, before you click away to some page about how to build tiny nun-chucks or something, consider this:

See, turns out you're not above owning security cameras after all, owners of sentient jewelry!