Time To Head Back To Basecamp And Braid Our Pigtails
I told you before we left that this was a Swiss-style hike. Now do you want some hot chocolate or not?
You think this Swiss Gear Tyrolean Waistpack is only supposed to be used to carry water? You think it’s a bad idea to put hot chocolate in the 26-ounce BPA-free squeeze bottle? Just like an American. A true Swiss hiker would take a neutral position. And if a true Swiss hiker wanted water, she would melt some mountain snow or something.
Yes, I’m aware that we’re in the Mojave Desert. You should have thought about that before you agreed to go on a Swiss-style hike. You’re hungry, you say? OK, just let me check the main compartment of my Swiss Gear Tyrolean Waistpack… here we go! Marshmallows!