Tactical Military Mid-Size Backpack

by wootbot

It's like a backpack for your back

I love pockets and zippers. I also love things on my back. Why can't I have both, I wondered aloud to the stars one night. And from the heavens came this Tactical Military Mid-Size Backpack. Drone delivery. Now I have more pockets and zippers than friends. 

[two weeks later]

Hey, you're back! Want a sandwich? I've several in my Tactical Military Mid-Size Backpack. No, other pocket. Below that one. Yes. Oh wait, that's the pudding pocket. Sorry. There's a napkin in the pocket next to it. Well, since we last met, I bought 12 more backpacks and they're all full already. I bet I'll have 12 more soon. Oh, you're going now? Ok bye.

[two weeks later]

HI. WELCOME TO BACKPACK COVE. THAT'S THE NAME OF MY APARTMENT NOW HAHAHAHA JUST LOOK AT ALL THE BACKPACKS. 359 BACKPACKS. I HAD TO GET RID OF MY FURNITURE TO MAKE ROOM. I JUST KEEP EVERYTHING IN MY BEAUTIFUL POCKETS. HEY COME BACK.

[two weeks later]

Oh, you're back. Hi. Well, since we last met, I got married! Yeah, thanks! Well, I had to get rid of the backpacks. As you can see. Yup, it was too much for my beloved. That's ok, though. Say, let me introduce you......meet my spouse! Yes, I know this is a backpack. Don't judge. We're very happy.