Teeter Blemished EP-560 Inversion Table

by wootbot

Laminated For Your Enjoyment

Surprisingly sanitary!

We could tell you all about the health benefits of using this Teeter EP-560 Inversion Table. We could go on and on about its ComforTrak™ Bed, Ergo-Embrace™ Supports and Ankle Comfort Dial™. We could even boast that it's been Rated by Dynamark Engineering as the #1 inversion table for endurance, strength, rotation control and ease of assembly.

But when you really get down to it, there's only one feature of the Teeter EP-560 Inversion Table that matters; the Laminated User's Guide. You see, when we first acquired this inversion table, the very first thing we thought was, "YES! We can finally eat ice cream sandwiches without them melting and dripping down our arms!" And the second thing we thought was, "That did not go the way we thought it would!"

In theory, it makes total sense. Right-side up, ice cream drips down arm. Upside-down, ice cream stays put. In reality, it was a big mess. Not as big as the Sloppy Joe's, though. Who'da thunk it? LOLOLOL Anyway, we're happy to report that, due to the lamination, the Owner's Manual is completely unscathed. And that's why it gets our vote for "Best Feature."

Now some people might say, "But Woot! What about the Adjustable Head Pillow or the Grip-and-Stretch Grips?" And to that we say, PSHAW.

Gravity be damned! We're having sno cones. And ain't no flimsy, un-laminated paper book gonna stop us.