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There Can Be Only Pun: A Christmas Gory

by Amy Nance

Spending time with family can be scary. So scary, in fact, that sometimes you have trouble sleeping later that night. In that spirit! we're going to do some Christmas/Horror movie puns. You don't have to mash up Christmas movies with horror movies, per se. Just take the titles of your favorite Christmas movies and make them sound ominous.

Like so:

  • It's a Wonderful Knife
  • The Santa Claws
  • Nightmare on 34th Street
 

As always, here are our faves from last week.

The best from last time (Frosty the Beer Mug):

  • Good King Wencesloshed (donthaveone)
  • God Rest Ye Bloody Mary Men (mossygreen)
  • O Stoli Night (goldilion)
 

Honorable Mentions:

  • O Little Town Of Breathalyzer (guitarart)
  • The 12 Steps of Christmas (sulakdd)