It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Cat Christmas Carols!
Tis the season to spread some cheer. And what better way than by going out caroling? But here's the thing: I don't just want to sing to people; I want my Christmas Carols to go viral, which means I need them to be about cats. Here's what I've come up with so far:
- All I Want For Christmas Is Mew
- The Litter Drummer Boy
Santa Claws is Coming to Town
But if doing this every week has taught me anything it's that you guys are better at puns than I am. So please, post your cat carols in the comments and I'll pick my favorite in a few weeks (skipping next week for the holiday).
Last week's winner (rock and roll kids' books):Fun with Dick and Jane's Addiction, from user weisserteufel (who had a heck of a time getting that one past our filters; sorry about that!).