There Can Be Only Pun: Hip-Hop and R&B Poets

by Sean Adams

ATTENTION PUNSTERS: IF YOU'RE A FREQUENT PUNSTER, YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGES FOR AN EXCITING OPPORTUNITY!

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Hip Hop and R&B Poets

Hip hop and R&B artists are modern poets, right? Well what if they were classic poets? Check it:

Your turn, now. Whatcha got?! Post 'em in the comments!

Last Week's Winner (Rabbit Celebrities): Michelle HasenPfeiffer from barkwoot.

Other Favorites: Cottonthail Gorbachev from dracjr and Harena Bunnyham Carroter from Woot's own Jason Toon.