Thermapack Black Heatshift Pad & Laptop Bag

by Wootbot

Niece And Easy

Excuse me, miss? Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see! Now can you hold this laptop? Great, thanks.

Back when I was young, I used to have to rely on the old fashioned method of cooling my laptop. I’d go up to a girl, use a terrible pickup line, then press my laptop right up against her icy demeanor. In the three seconds before she screamed and ran away, it worked pretty well! But now that I can be legally tried as an adult, things are different, So I prefer a Thermapak Heatshift Pad and Bag.

The high density memory foam protects my laptop, while the strong frame provides great durability. Plus the removable pad helps keep my laptop cool, using patented technology to shift heat away from my computer, just like those women used to shift slowly across the table whenever I sat down. Hey, I’d say, was your father a thief? And they’d roll their eyes, and BAM! LAPTOP IN THE FACE!

It was a great way to live, but sadly, I’ve got too many restraining orders to ever take the chance of doing it again. So I’m happy that the Thermapak Heatshift Pad and Bag meets all my cooling needs. Best of all, it’s a great way for me to practice my pickup lines! Hey, Thermapak Heatshift Pad and Bag, were you ever on the French Riviera? Because you sure use look Nice!

Warranty: 90 Day Thermapak


  •  Effective solution to keep your laptop cool, protected, and mobile
  •  Made of a high density memory foam to protect your laptop
  •  Within the bag is a removable pad that uses ThermaPAK’s patented HeatShift Technology to dissipate heat away from your laptop computer
  •  Made of a safe, laboratory tested chemical that has been proven to lower temperatures in computers by more than six degrees Celsius
  •  Removable HeatShift Pad to cool your laptop
  •  Exceptionally strong frame for great durability
  •  Easily converts into a mobile work station
  •  Anti-slip rubber grips
  •  Additional interior pocket for storage with Velcro keeper

In the box:

  • Your Choice: Thermapak 15” Laptop Heatshift Pad & Carry Bag or Thermapak 17” Laptop Heatshift Pad & Carry Bag