Tiki Portable USB Microphone

by wootbot

Wax On, Woot-Off

Calling all cars! Calling all cars! The theft of a man's time, his life, his very soul in progress! Location: cubicle 37-C-1! Urgent! Urgent! Victim in severe pain!

We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)