The Vision Of Tel
Right now there is something amazing happening on TV, and you're missing it because you're reading these words! Incidentally, thank you for doing that. We appreciate it.
Life is a series of choices, right? Watch football OR go to your daughter's baptism. Enjoy the Dontown Abbey premiere OR make your own wedding. Who can possibly make decisions like THOSE? Well, thanks to the TiVo, you'll never have to make that decision again.
Imagine having your cake and eating it too, except that the cake is a device that can record either 75 or 300 hours of HD television, and you don't actually eat it, you use it to time-shift the programs you enjoy the most! That's what these TiVos offer you, along with all sorts of input and output support. It doesn't matter if you've got a powerful new HDMI or an old fashioned USB stick, these TiVos can step up and do the job! Much better than that piece of cake you've got plugged into your TV right now!
Seriously, it's a metaphor. Haven't you ever heard of a metaphor before? Wow, no foolin'? You REALLY need to start watching more television then.