Toilet Paper Dispenser with Built-in FM Radio

by Wootbot

You’re listening to KAKA-FM, where we get down and dirty with heavy-duty grooves! In that last set, we dropped “Wipeout” by the Surfaris, “Here I Go Again” by Whitesnake, “Bowels of the Devil” by Body Count, and “Drop It Like It’s Hot” by Snoop Dogg. Before that you heard the Police with “De Doo Doo Doo, De Da Da Da”, Charlie Rich with “Behind Closed Doors”, and we started it off with Cab Calloway doing “The Scat Song”. Ah, it feels good to get that out of our system!

Coming up in a minute, we’ve got tracks by the Wipers, T-Pain, and W.C. Handy. But before we get back to the music, let me ask you something: where is the one room in the house where you’re most likely to miss out on KAKA programming while you tend to nature’s call? If you said “the bathroom”, wipe that frown off your face, because I just discovered something that’s going to dump that problem for good: the Generic Toilet Paper Dispenser with Built-in FM Radio! I know, right? It was about time somebody thought of it, and the good people at Generic finally did. It runs on 3 AAA batteries, it’s super-easy to mount, and it tunes in the full FM spectrum, from 88 to 108. The speaker is water-resistant – I guess it would have to be! I’ve got one, and I’ll tell you, it’s really filled a void in my life. Get the Generic Toilet Paper Dispenser with Built-in FM Radio and never waste a minute!

OK, I’ve got a buttload of records to play, so here’s one of my favorites, hope it’s one of yours: it’s Van Morrison with “Brown- Eyed Girl”.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty


  • Toilet paper holder that has a FM radio tuner built in
  • Receives 88 – 108 MHz FM radio stations
  • Simple and easy replacement of toilet paper
  • Water resistant speaker
  • Mounts easily with peel and stick sponge sticker, or mounting screws
  • Operates on 3 AA batteries (not included)

In the box:

  • Toilet Paper Dispenser with Built-in FM Radio
  • Mounting Screws
  • Peel and Stick Sponge Sticker