TomTom 4.3" GPS with Text to Speech and Bluetooth

by Wootbot

God Forbid The Kid Fold A Map

If you’re worried about your darling little angel, know this GPS has a “Where Am I?” feature.

You’ve done all you can to raise your child properly, but soon, they’ll be out of the nest. They’ll get in their car and drive away. And then, in about six months, you’ll get the phone call. “Mom and Dad?” their tear-filled voice will say. “The job market’s awful and nobody’s nice to me! I want to come back home!”

“Where are you?” you’ll say, wanting to scoop them up and save them. And your heart will drop when they say “I don’t know!”

If only you’d given them a TomTom Go630 GPS. They’d just hit “Where Am I?” and get an exact location. You’d be able to help them backtrack, and use the photorealistic images to talk them back to familiar ground. Maybe you’d laugh while telling them to turn off the FM transmitter playing MP3s through the car stereo. Oh, that child! Always so willful!

But because you didn’t buy them a TomTom Go630 GPS, they’d doomed. Doomed to learn how to survive on their own like so many normal children. How could you do that to your special little angel? How could you expect them to mature so cruelly?

Make sure your child always knows you’ll be there to help them through the crises of life. Get them a TomTom Go630 GPS. You can charge it to their trust fund.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

 

 

Warranty:  90 Day TomTom
Condition: Refurbished

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