Wax On, Woot-Off
I bring it everywhere, so if I get caught slacking off, I just pull it out and say, "I'm typing up a report!"
We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)