It's not what you know. It's what you can prove you know.
Honey, I just wanted you to know: this Toshiba CAMILEO 1080p Camcorder is about the best gift anyone has ever gotten a Dad like me. Here, come look at the screen and I'll show you what I'm talking about.
Ah, there it is. See that? In pure 1080p HD? Yeah, that's right! That's you! Forgetting to put the lid back on the toothpaste! You know, like you accused me of doing yesterday? Aw, no, of course I'm not mad! I'm thrilled! Because here it is! For anyone to see! I'm right, and you're wrong! And you can't dispute it, because I've got proof! Ha ha ha ha! What a great day!
Oh, hello, Son. Are you going out? Yeah? Well, before you do, come and check this out! See that? That's you taking five bucks from my wallet! Yeah, the Toshiba CAMILEO 1080p Camcorder has face tracking, so I have a clear and stable shot of your face. And this thing has digital image stabilization so you can't even pretend it's blurry. No, I don't mind so much, I would have given it to you anyway. And boys your age do stupid things sometimes. But now you can't act like I'm crazy when I bring it up later! Isn't that the coolest?
And, hey, look who just walked in the room! My darling daughter! Say, remember the other day, when you told me that all the girls your age were wearing tiny mini-skirts? Well, here's a video of girls your age at the mall! And look at that! They're wearing long dresses! I know because the Toshiba CAMILEO 1080p Camcorder records in slow motion so I was able to measure their hems. Also I got a lot of weird stares and a policeman asked me to leave but I don't care! Because I'm right! I'm right I'm right I'm right! For once, ol' Dad is 100% verifiably RIGHT!
So who wants to see what else is on this tape? Ah, here's my boy, forgetting to close the garage door. And my wife, leaving the ice cream on the counter. And me, leaving the toilet seat up. And... oh, I mean, my SON leaving the toilet seat up! Ha ha! No, I can't show you guys any more, I think the Toshiba CAMILEO 1080p Camcorder's battery is running down. I've got to go swap out the SD/SDHC/SDXC memory card. No! NO! DON'T LOOK! DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME! I WAS WINNING! I WAS FINALLY WINNING!