Trick or Toshiba
An iconic laptop! (Hey, everything's an icon to someone.)
"Whoa, cool costume, man! For a second I was totally like 'What is the real Wolf Blitzer doing at this party?'"
Thanks! I like yours, too. A laptop! Funny!
"Uh, no. Not just 'a' laptop."
Um, OK, well, whatever it is, it's-
"'Whatever it is? Whatever it is?' You're telling me you don't recognize this 21:9 aspect ratio? Come on, take a close look."
OK, there's a sticker than says "500GB SATA HDD" and "6GB DDR3 RAM"...
"Right! So think about it: that means I must be..."
"No! I'm the Toshiba Satellite U845W-S400B! The laptop with the true cinematic widescreen display!"
Cool, yeah, great.
"That's all you can say? And you call yourself a laptop salesman?"
No, actually, I don't.
"Wait, isn't this the Toshiba North America Vendor & Supplier Halloween Party?"