Sorry We Can’t Be There As Well
So, heroes! For the last… oh, eighty years or so, you’ve thwarted my plans… oh, six hundred thousand, three hundred and eighty times. But today! Today is MY day!
Because you, heroes, are all busy at the New York Comic Con! Posing for pictures, fraternizing, getting all those special event-only items- I DESERVE THOSE ITEMS! ME! BARON JERKFACE! And today, heroes, I shall have them! For while you are busy with your “adoration”, I will use this Violight Sonic Ion Toothbrush and UV Sanitizer to DESTROY YOUR WORLD!
Yes, my sworn enemies. No chance have you this time. In fact, the Violight Sonic Ion Toothbrush and UV Sanitizer is so easy to use that I can even gloat while preparing it. HA HA! FOOLS! The four brush heads go into the base. ALL OF YOU, FOOLS! Close the lid, and the sanitizing begins automatically. FOOOOOLS!
And then, when you are at your weakest due to the germicidal ultraviolet rays, I’ll strike with my rechargeable Sonic Ion Toothbrush! With over 30,000 vibrations per minute, it will tear you apart like you were useless plaque! Which, in my opinion, you are! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now, I’ll just hit this button and the Violight Sonic Ion Toothbrush and UV Sanitizer will begin to tear you apart! Three, two, one… AHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! BEHOLD: THE MASTER OF THE WORLD! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAwait, what’s happening? What’s going on? I couldn’t possibly have… oh, I see. The Violight Sonic Ion Toothbrush and UV Sanitizer turns off automatically after ten minutes. Well, that’s unfortunate.
You win this round, heroes. But I’ll be back. So swears… BARON JERKFACE!
Warranty: 1 Year Violight
- Sonic toothbrush operates at over 30,000 vibrations per minute
- Features three brushing modes: high, low and massage
- Removes plaque better than a manual toothbrush
- Rechargeable battery lasts up to two weeks once fully-charged
- Equipped with a timer that powers off the toothbrush after 2 minutes of brushing
- Includes four brush heads that conveniently store and sanitize in the UV chamber
UV Sanitizer Features:
- Uses germicidal ultraviolet (UV) light to eliminate 99.9% of germs and bacteria like e. coli, salmonella, listeria, and streptococcus
- Easy to use: simply place the brush heads (up to three at a time) in the UV chamber, close the lid, and the sanitizing begins
- UV light shuts off automatically after 10 minutes, keeping your brush heads safe and clean
- Translucent cover glows blue when the UV light is activated
In the box:
- (1) UV Sanitizing Base & Charger
- (1) Rechargeable Sonic Ion Toothbrush
- (4) Brush Heads
- (1) 120V AC Adapter