Darkness engulfs us.
In the impenetrable darkness of Black Friday, we have no choice but to sell, Sell, SELL!
In the abyss of Black Friday, we cannot hear ourselves scream. In the pitch darkness, we cannot see what hunts us. Without light, there is only dark. In the dark, there are no friends only enemies. All is gone. All is lost. So, heck, why not take advantage of our LOWEST PRICES OF THE YEAR!