Vornado VH2 Whole Room Heater

by wootbot

Bringin The Heat

You sing songs around the campfire, right? And what's a campfire but a Vornado VH2 Whole Room Heater in the woods?

Gather round, kids, gather round! Ooo, this Vornado VH2 Whole Room Heater is toasty warm, isn't it? Billy, move up a little, the Vornado VH2 Whole Room Heater makes quiet, deep-penetrating currents of heat, sure, but we want you up here where you can sing with us! Now, what's first, Kumbaya or Friends In Low Places?

No, no, Simon. I don't care if the Vornado VH2 Whole Room Heater makes the whole room toasty warm, don't take off your scarf. We're trying for the feel of a nice outing in the woods, remember? Since they cut my budget, this is all I can do, but never fear, the Vornado VH2 Whole Room Heater is better than any campfire. Speaking of which, did anyone bring marshmallows?

Well done, Ricardo! Of course, we're not actually going to heat anything on our Vornado VH2 Whole Room Heater because that would be unsafe. But we can pretend, right? Mmm, nice imaginarily warmed s'mores! Can't you just feel that melty gooey chocolate?

Jimmy Ray, don't be scared. That wasn't a monster, that was just the microwave beeping. I think the popcorn's ready. But if anyone asks, we made it over a roaring campfire, okay? Okay, then. All on the same page.