Watch This First: Criss Angel Rocks, 1989

by Jason Toon

When '80s stage magic meets '80s hair metal, what could possibly go wrong? How about "everything"? What makes this slice of spangled, AquaNetted cheese even more delicious is that the dorky frontman pulling rabbits from totally rockin' hats is none other than Mindfreak megawanker Criss Angel. "Don't You Want My Love" starts with an onscreen alert that "All the Magic that appears in this video is genuine and not aided by trick photography" and gets funnier from there. Bravo to Metal Injection for the find.

 


Watch Watch This First first, every weekday morning. Because the best way to start the day is to start it a few minutes later.