Watch This First: The Biggest Little Bar Mitzvah in Texas, 2012

by Jason Toon

I really wanted to hate newly mature Dallas resident Sam Horowitz for the sheer opulence of his bar mitzvah extravaganza. Showgirls? For real? But the kid carries off his entrance into manhood with such verve, such aplomb, such toe-tapping showbiz panache, he won me over. Bravo, kid.

Watch Watch This First first, every weekday morning. Because the best way to start the day is to start it a few minutes later.