What Are We Doing While Twitter Is Down?

by Scott Lydon

  • Worrying how everyone will know Twitter is down if we can't tweet that Twitter is down
  • Desperately trying to write 140 character notes on our business cards
  • Yelling I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A BURRITO as loudly as we can
  • Calling our friends one at a time and saying "Really fast, what are you doing right now?"
  • Weeping at how the world we lived in could be ruled by such an unjust and vengeful god
  • Settling for updating our Facebook status, though it's not the same
  • Worrying about how @THE_REAL_SHAQ was doing
  • Going to the bathroom without telling anyone