Press conference postponed after Bono's harness breaks during rehearsals
For a more "street" feel, smoked salmon sandwiches at reception are infected with e. coli
Press conference tagline: "If You Can Hold It Here, You Can Hold It Anywhere"
AT&T trademarks the name of every remaining species of big cat
A pained reference to New York being "The Big Apple" by Steve Jobs is followed by a blog post by Jon Gruber declaring it "the funniest thing he's ever heard ever"
All those people who say "I'll buy an iPhone when I can use it with Verizon" start saying "I'll buy an iPhone when I can use it with 1-800-COLLECT"
Tony Kushner and Tracy Letts called in at the last minute to "punch up the dialogue"
Several Asian attendees detained under suspicion of being Jason Chen
Yankees sign "Can You Hear Me Now?" guy to 7-year, $118 million contract
