Darkness engulfs us.
What's more fun on Black Friday, eh? Sitting in your underwear with the heat turned up, eating pizza and buying from us? Or going outside and doing all that nonsense?
In the abyss of Black Friday, we cannot hear ourselves scream. In the pitch darkness, we cannot see what hunts us. Without light, there is only dark. In the dark, there are no friends only enemies. All is gone. All is lost. So, heck, why not take advantage of our LOWEST PRICES OF THE YEAR!