The End (of Retail Price) is Nigh!
Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars. Do not tell your Uncle Merle that his toupee looks like something the cat hacked up.
If you believe a certain contorted interpretation of Mayan mythology, the world is going to end this December 21. Our Armagedd-Off 2012 Woot-Off will not only prep you for the big day - it'll keep you occupied hunting for special "trading cards" in some sales. What? You got something better to do with your last days?