At some point in the recent past, we asked you to show us where the Woot bloggers should go next, and what we should do there. Some of you picture your Woot staff in the straaaangest situations. I'm not going to mention any names. bradcrc.
First Place - $100
bradcrc - My eyes! My eyes!
If your eyes still work, see also Exhibit A.
Second Place - $50
fyrefall - ye Olde Woot
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants; so why am I dressed up like a peasant at ye Olde Woot's storefront? (And who's that fetching young lass in the blue sleeveless top?)
Third Place - $20
Toadlet - Running of the Woot Staff
The bulls bravely endure their adrenaline-filled dash from danger that is the Woot Staff Run.
toby8915 - Do I smell brimstone?
'Cause Toby's going to hell for this one.
wildwolf11 - 2009 A Woot Odyssey
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL." "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
Xexus - What a Go-Getter
If you listen carefully you can hear "We Got the Beat" and "Our Lips Are Sealed" in the background.
FedUpOldHag - Tribbles Convention
The trouble with tribbles is that they will never ever go away.
majit - Disney Vacation
Looks like someone brought a refurb camera on their Disney vacation. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
DarthJay - Wonka Bar
Can we get a Woota Bar? With a Pope Hat? Anyone? Anyone...?
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