It Puts The Woot-Off In The Basket
Sometimes, when I’m Wooting Off in the dark, I like to put these lights behind me and pretend the cops are after me
Suddenly, my laptop is a speed machine, racing through the streets of Woot City, and F5 is my accelerator. I lead the Woot Cops on a merry chase past SmartPost Stadium and Refurb Canyon, desperate to lose my pursuers in the traffic of product specs and somewhat witty descriptions behind me.
It’s only a matter of time before I’ve given them the slip and escape to my domicile where I can complete my dark work. There I retire to the dungeon under a trap door in the floor of my living room where my “lovelies” lie in wait. I’ve been collecting the monkeys, you see. ALL the monkeys. Every last one since they began selling them, in fact. Soon, I’ll have enough to construct an entire Woot Monkey suit out of their soft, luxurious little bodies and floppy arms. Only then will I dance for you, Internet. Only then will I be able to truly unlock the me inside, uh, ME.
Don’t you see?! DON’T YOU REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT MY WORK IS? WHY CAN’T THE AUTHORITIES UNDERSTAND? ALL I WANT IS A SUIT MADE OUT OF WOOT MONKEYS! WHO WOULDN’T WANT ONE?!
I’d want one. I’d want one so… MOM! TURN OFF THE LIGHT! OMG GET OUT OF MY ROOOOOOOOOM!
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
- Each light has its own ON/OFF switch
- You can run just red, just blue, or both together
- No batteries needed, just connect USB cable to your computer for power
In the box:
- (1) Set of Woot Revolving Police Lights