Your Choice of VIZIO LED Smart TV

by wootbot

The Lady Or The Tiger

Time to choose, friends. The HDTV with the lady... or the HDTV with the tiger!

On your left, you'll see that 70" HDTV, featuring the image of a lady. Very clear and lifelike, isn't she? She's in 1080p, after all. On your right, you'll see a 32" HDTV. 720p, of course, but more than enough to make out the image of that tiger. But wait! Before you choose, know you have MORE OPTIONS!

Look there, to the East! A 65" 1080p HDTV with the image of a tiger on it! Or there, to the West! A 29" 720p HDTV with the image of a lady! Or to the North, a 55" 1080p HDTV with the image of a lady, but a lady who hates you! And to the South, to the South! A 47" 1080p HDTV with the image of a tiger, but a tiger who loves you!

But not yet! Don't decide yet! There's also a 24" 1080p HDTV with the image of a tiger who is also a lady! And a 39" HDTV with the image of a lady who's a real tiger, if you know what we mean. Rrawr. Or that 40" 1080p HDTV. Did we mention that already? That's got a lady on channel four, but to get to channel four you've got to take the remote away from a tiger! Go on, choose! Choose if you dare!

Meanwhile, I'll be filming you for my reality show, World's Most Boring Premises.