Yukon Outfitters Double Hammock

by wootbot

Not for Eating

The size of a grapefruit when it's in its bag (but not a grapefruit).

Whatcha got there? Breakfast?

"Um, what? No! It's a Yukon Outfitters Double Hammock."

Huh, that's a hammock? It looks like a grapefruit.

"Well, when it's in its bag, it's the size of a grapefruit."

Oh, that's what I meant. Mind if I grab a spoon and have at that?

"Yes, I actually do mind! Again, it's not a grapefruit. It's just the size of a grapefruit. It's a hammock made out of high test parachute nylon with lock stitching, and it's oversized for enjoying cool summer nights with a friend."

Wait, I don't understand. I thought 'grapefruit' was a size.

"Nope. It's a fruit."

So, you're saying I've been doing this grapefruit diet wrong?

"Oh, gosh, what have you been eating?"

Nothing. Nothing. But I should probably go. To the hospital.