Tuesday, January 01

There Can Be Only Pun: Booze for Athletes

by Sean Adams

It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Booze for Athletes!

Last night, while I was having a few adult beverages to ring in the new year, I got an idea for a business: a boozy sports drink company. Think about it: athletes are under a lot of stress; they deserve to have a drink and relax now and then. But they don't want to get dehydrated, because that could affect their performance on the court or field the next day. So they have on of my... umm... see, there's my problem. I need a name for my new beverage. Here are a few ideas came up with:

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