How do you get into your business? That’s simple: through a door, of course. And why does everyone use doors? Because they’re so easy. You just turn a knob, open it, walk through, and you’re done. But you know what that means? Other stuff can get through them too. LIKE ANIMALS! SUCH AS BATS!
Bats aren’t only distracting and scary. They also kill employee morale because they sleep all day. Your workers see one hanging from the ceiling doing nothing and they think, “Man, I wish I was a bat.” Then everyone’s feeling down and no one’s working because they’re all on the internet looking up where they can get transformative bat surgery. It’s terrible.