Wednesday, January 22

There Can Be Only Pun: Actor Birds

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Fowl Actors!

Actors? Who are birds? Howwwwww wacccckkkkkyyyyy! Here's what we're looking for :

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Wednesday, December 04

There Can Be Only Pun: Birds of Cheese

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Birds of Cheese!

Birds are great! Cheese is great! Cheese birds are the best. Here are a few examples:

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Tuesday, August 13

There Can Be Only Pun: Bird Disorders

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Bird Disorders

Everyone knows about the psychological disorders that people have. But what about birds? That's what we're looking for today: psychological disorders for birds. Here are some examples:

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Wednesday, July 04

5 State Birds I'd Like to Fight

by Sean Adams

In honor of Keep America Weird week, I’m listing the five state birds that I’d like to throw down engage in some fisticuffs with. 

1. Ruffed Grouse
State: Pennsylvania
Reason to fight: Look if you want to start fighting state birds, you’re going to need something beginner level. Well, check it: this guy’s so used to getting roughed up that they had to put it in its friggin’ name.
Weapon to use: Bare Hands

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