Wednesday, March 05

There Can Be Only Pun: Boozy Board Games

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Boozy Board Games!

In July of last year, we did Boozy Video Games. Now, we're doing Boozy Board Games. Choose a booze (brand or generic), choose a board game, and have at it. Here's our examples. We have five… because… umm… we came up with too many good ones…

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Friday, August 09

Watch This First: Old Man Drinks Beer, 1897

by Jason Toon

We're having a "wet breakfast" at the Watch This First bureau this Friday morning. Bend an elbow with long-dead British "comedian and arranger of pantomime harlequinades" Tom Green (not that one) as he takes a few sips that immediately go to his head. Or at least his face.
 


Watch Watch This First first, every weekday morning. Because the best way to start the day is to start it a few minutes later.

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Wednesday, July 10

There Can Be Only Pun: Boozy Video Games

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Boozy Video Games

We're looking for video games that'll get you DRUNK! Or that can be enjoyed responsibly. Video game cocktails, to be exact! (Although, we'll accept video game liquor, video game beer, video game wine.) Anyway, check out these examples!

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Wednesday, February 06

 

Tuesday, January 01

There Can Be Only Pun: Booze for Athletes

by Sean Adams

It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Booze for Athletes!

Last night, while I was having a few adult beverages to ring in the new year, I got an idea for a business: a boozy sports drink company. Think about it: athletes are under a lot of stress; they deserve to have a drink and relax now and then. But they don't want to get dehydrated, because that could affect their performance on the court or field the next day. So they have on of my... umm... see, there's my problem. I need a name for my new beverage. Here are a few ideas came up with:

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Friday, August 03