Tuesday, May 14

There Can Be Only Pun: Flower Reviews!

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Flower Reviews

This week's pun topic is a little bit different. We're looking for flower reviews. No, we don't you to rate flowers. We want one line reviews, with flower puns in them. Not sure what we're talking about? Well, we're not too sure either. But anyway, some examples:

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Friday, May 10

Mother's Day GIFts

by Sam Kemmis

Are you a terrible son or daughter who forgot that Mother's Day is this weekend, and now it's too late to send her a gift? Worry not, wayward offspring -- we've got you covered. Just send your mom one of our homemade Mother's Day GIFts, and she'll weep with joy (because your mom weeps with joy anytime you do anything remotely related to her.)

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Wednesday, April 17

There Can Be Only Pun: Woot Product Video Games!

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Woot Product Video Games

We sell a lot of stuff here, and sometimes we sell the same thing twice, or three times, or forty-seven times. Well, we want to celebrate those products... by turning them into video games. Here's the kind of stuff we're looking for:

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Tuesday, April 09

There Can Be Only Pun: Sport A Cappella

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments! I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Sport-a-pella!

Imagine if sports teams didn't have cheerleaders. Imagine if, instead, they had an a cappella group. What would they be called? Here's what we think:

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Thursday, April 04

Sean University: GOOOOAAAAALLLLL

by Sean Adams

Business is a lot like soccer because they both have goals. They’re also both done by people, and they both happen in pre-determined places, but we’re not going to talk about those parts. We’re going to focus on the goals for today’s lesson here at the Sean Adams University of Business Management Development Leadership.

Now, business goals are not exactly the same as soccer goals. For example, they don’t involve nets, unless you’re in the net industry or the booby trap industry. But they are similar in a lot of ways. Like, in both soccer and business, getting goals is a good thing.

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Thursday, March 28

Sean University: A Column on Columns

by Sean Adams

Which businesses can you trust the most? The businesses that have been around the longest! And what do the businesses that have been around the longest have? Columns! Think about it! Those old businesses in Greece and Roman everyone’s still hot for? They got columns all over the place!

That’s why, when you’re launching your business, you should consider throwing some columns on that thing. Then people will see it and think, “Jeez, when did that place start up? Ancient times? And they’re still in business? Wow! I should throw some money at them!” Except they wouldn’t actually throw the money because that might knock down one of the columns, and nobody wants to be that guy who knocks down the columns!

So, pretty simple, right? Just toss some columns around and call it a day? NO WAY! You need to be STRATEGIC about it! Luckily, we here at the Sean Adams University of Business Management Development Leadership know a little bit about the tasteful placement of columns. In fact, three of the four legs on the chair that I am sitting in right now? Mini columns! The fourth one is a really expensive golf club. Jealous?

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Thursday, March 07

Sean University: Just about to Reimburst!

by Sean Adams


Today, we’re going to talk about reimbursement. No, that doesn’t mean hugging again. That’s reembracement. Reimbursement is the thing where your employees do something, pay for it, give you a receipt, and then you give them that money back.

But there are some things that you shouldn’t reimburse your employees for. Like what, you ask. We’ll tell you what! Here’s the Sean Adams University of Business Management Development Leadership approved list of stuff NOT to reimburse:

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Tuesday, March 05

There Can Be Only Pun: Fake Air Bud Movies!

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Air Bud!

If you want to see some great puns, then go check out the Air Bud Wikipedia page. Seriously, Golden Receiver? World Pup? Seventh Inning Fetch? This stuff is gold! So, to honor this amazing series, we're going to make up our own Air Bud titles. Here's what we came up with:

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