Tuesday, September 11

All This Technology is Ruining Our Infidelity

by Randall Cleveland

To: Kimberly Gottlieb
9/11/2012 9:00 am
Subj: I can't do this any more.

My dearest Kimberly,

It pains me greatly to say this, but I can no longer continue our illicit and torrid infidelity. Though you have brought me more joy than I have ever known on an emotional and also mostly sexual level, I fear that the spark which first led us into each other's arms has died. Mostly because of all this technology in our lives.