Tuesday, November 20

There Can Be Only Pun: Thanksgiving Motivation

by Sean Adams 7 months ago

It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to reach out to you guys, and you're going to provide me with the puns I need to get by. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Thanksgiving: A Motivational Speech!

I'm trying out a new career: motivational speaking. I've built a pretty impressive program using the traditional Thanksgiving meal as a metaphor for achieving your goals. Now, I just need a name for it. Here are some ideas I had:

Thursday, November 15

Sean University: My 4 Thankful-Fors (and by 4, I mean 7) #2

by Sean Adams 7 months ago

Classes here at the Sean Adams University of Business Management Development Leadership take place on Thursdays. Well, it just so happens that Thanksgiving also takes place on a Thursday. Last year, I cancelled class for Thanksgiving. This year, I was hoping we could cancel Thanksgiving for class. But, every email I send to thanks@giving.hol seems to bounce back, so I guess I’ll concede. YET AGAIN!

So, like last year, I’d like to use this absolutely pointless class before vacation to open up and share some personal stuff. (Figuratively speaking. My organs are my own. No one gets any of those.) Here is what I’m thankful for this year: