It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to reach out to you guys, and you're going to provide me with the puns I need to get by. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Thanksgiving: A Motivational Speech!
I'm trying out a new career: motivational speaking. I've built a pretty impressive program using the traditional Thanksgiving meal as a metaphor for achieving your goals. Now, I just need a name for it. Here are some ideas I had: