Friday, July 11

George Takei? No, George Takittei!

by Sean Adams

Behold! George Takittei! With the combined power of George Takei and a cute kitty, he will certainly rule the internet! Unless, of course, YOU DEFEAT HIM in World of Wootcrap! But please, be patient. There are many, many levels and George Takittei is the FINAL BOSS.

 

Check out the Crapper's Handbook here and learn how to play along.

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Tuesday, July 08

World of Wootcrap XP: Do The Russell Hustle

by Sam Kemmis

Three clans rest, stone-faced, on the icy field: V'owls, Squarryls, and Betta Koi. 

"To Battle!" comes an unknown voice, and the armies march. But where? Why? What is the cause of this bloodshed, and, more importantly, how do you win at this stupid game? 

Like any good early leveling opportunity (killing rats, retrieving a missing wedding ring), this one is both demeaning and pointless: POST A VIDEO OF YOURSELF DANCING LIKE A DANCING PARTY ANIMAL. 

 

The best videos (in our unassailable taste) will be featured and harshly judged on our birthday this Friday. Happy Dancing! (And don't expect the mists of time to reveal your new level right away. The level gods are busy). 

Embed a YouTube video like this: [youtube=VideoID][/youtube], or just post a link to a Vine, Newsreel, or whatever the heck you want.

TO BATTLE! 

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Monday, July 07

World Of Wootcrap: Rise Of The Clans

by Scott Lydon

 


 
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chrrp chrrrp cheee
 
hooty hooo
 

Are you a mighty Squarryl, drawing strength and sustenance from the middle-lands? Or a valiant V'owl that soars above the mountain high-lands? Or perhaps you're a stalwart Betta Koi, standing firm against those who would pit their wit against yours?

Keep an eye on your Forums User Info Place (you know, this thing) to see if the mist has changed you yet. Once you've been transformed, take note of your friends. Stare through bitter eyes at your enemies. Peek at the blog now and again to learn what those experience points are all about. And gird your loins for the combat that will inevitably begin at about 11am (Central) on July 11th. For when the battle begins, all loins shall be at risk, and only the most-girded shall arise victoriously!

Curious who's in what Clan? Lichme made a handy cheat-sheet

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