Last August, as you may recall, NASA found
a big empty Nothing way way out around the Eridanus constellation.
Recently, they have been batting around the idea that this Nothing
could be a gateway to a parallel universe. If true, this could mean
that the door is opened to a near-infinite cascade of alternative
histories.
Imagine a dimension where the Maccabees beat
the Seleucid Empire… in the middle of May! Or the Declaration of
Independence was signed… in late autumn! Or everyone called in sick the
day after… Super Bowl Tuesday! How will everyone keep up with life once
we have an infinite number of National Catfish Months?
As always, the Woot chrononauts are one step ahead of those dummies at NASA. While they’re doing nine-dimensional calculus, we’ve got the Random Calendar of Crap: 2008 Edition!
Project
RanCalCra is a high-intensity low-cost temporally-focused information
delivery system, more commonly known as “cheap calendars”. Once in
action, Project RanCalCra lets you track the events and holidays of YOUR
universe, allowing you a baseline you can rely on, even if you wind up
in one of those scary alternate worlds where dinosaurs use magic or
pizza is illegal.
The one flaw of Project RanCalCra is that,
due to the Heisenberg Purchasing Principle, you do not get to pick your
calendar. But you can order up to three, so if you don’t like Lee Majors: Bionic Beefcake, you might like Puppies Crash Ferraris or maybe Great Undersea Disasters 1864-1907. The odds are in your favor.
The
Eridanus Time-Dent could be the start of a new way of thinking. Don’t
you want to remember the day your first heard about it? You could write
it down on your calendar, as long as you take advantage of the Random
Calendar of Crap: 2008 Edition.
Selections:
- Hula Holiday 16 Month
- National Parks of North America 16 Month
- Tropical Equatoria 16 Month
- Paradise 16 Month
- Mediteranneo 16 Month
- Bon Voyage 16 Month
- Dream Cars 16 Month
- Roses 16 Month
- What Cats Are 16 Month
- Italia 16 Month
- Camelot 16 Month with Cards
- Buddha 16 Month
- Tuscany 16 Month
- Bon Appetite 16 Month
- Tigers 16 Month
- Nature inspiration 16 Month
- Lovable Labs 16 Month
- Vineyards 16 Month
- Asian Garden 16 Month
- Beneath The Sea 16 Month with Magnets
- Pigs On Parade 16 Month
- Tropical Equatoria 16 Month with Cards
- Southeast Asia 16 Month
- Ireland 16 Month
- Fairies 16 Month
- Gift Of Zen 16 Month
- Motivations 16 Month
- France 16 Month with Cards
Warning: Calendars are not to be used for draining pasta. Turns out that’s something else altogether.
