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Sometimes It’s Hard To Hang Up For Good

A GE 7" Photo Frame with DECT 6.0 Cordless Phone will let you see a picture of your choice every time you get a call. Then you’ll know when to answer, and when to walk away. Like life.

Sure am glad I got this GE 7" Photo Frame with DECT 6.0 Cordless Phone. It’s got all the features of a regular phone, but with an attached digital picture frame. The best part of that is knowing who’s calling before I even answer the phone. I get to see a pretty picture for everyone! I suppose I should probably set those now.

Let’s see. it says it can hold up to 100 images, and also take SD, XD and MS memory cards. So it should be easy to move my favorite pictures from my camera or computer. I’ll start with Mom. Good ol’ Mom. She’s always been there when I needed her. I think I’ll use this picture of flowers for her. Aw. That’s gonna look so nice.

And when no one’s calling, I’ve got a nice little digital picture frame beside my DECT 6.0 1.9GHz phone. I can use it just like a regular digital frame right up until the phone rings. I know, I’ll add Paula. A nice little heart-shaped box of candy for her. That’s because she’s so sweet. I love talking to her. I’m so glad we’re friends.

The GE 7" Photo Frame with DECT 6.0 Cordless Phone is also desk or wall mountable. I guess I’ll leave it on the desk for now. What should I do next? Oh, I know, I’ll set up Adam’s number. Maybe I’ll use this image of a body that was left in the woods after being strangled and dismembered. Because I remember how Adam cheated on me with that slut Terese, and that’s how I want to imagine him. Maybe I’ll set her image up as well as long as I’m thinking about it.

I think I’ll use this picture of a jackal with a knife photoshopped into its hand. Because that’s what Terese is, a backstabbing jackal. And now, if anyone else is here, and she calls, I’ll be able to explain how my best friend took advantage of me. Look at that. That looks so good inside the interchangeable black and silver frames.

The best part will be when if I see either one of them calling. I’ll know right away, and can use the fully featured GE 7" Photo Frame with DECT 6.0 Cordless Phone to put them on hold, or maybe even set up a conference call. That way we can all talk about the way they lied to me for months, letting me believe that my life was perfect as they laughed behind my back.

I used to have a whole folder full of images of you, Adam. I would have loved to use the Caller ID Slideshow feature to just stare at your beautiful face while we talked. But now, I think I’d rather use this picture of a dead bloated sea lion. Because that’s what truth is. Pain. That’s the way we’re all going to end up, alone and bloated and washed up on a beach and no one will care. And why shouldn’t my GE 7" Photo Frame with DECT 6.0 Cordless Phone reflect the truth? Answer me that, Adam! You always knew just what to say, didn’t you? Tell me about that dead bloated sea lion now!

And then a picture of a little bunny for my niece Mandy. There! All programmed! I wonder who’ll call me on my GE 7" Photo Frame with DECT 6.0 Cordless Phone first?

Warranty: One Year General Electric

Features:

• Picture Caller ID - assign images in memory to contacts in your phonebook and the contacts picture will display on the photo frame when they call
• DECT 6.0 (1.9GHz) Technology gives you interference free communication, increased clarity and enhanced security with a wider range that’s still network friendly
• The phone can be expanded up to 4 handsets and features caller ID.
• The 7" frame accepts SD, XD & MS memory cards, stores up to 100 images internally and features interchangeable black & silver frames.
• Fully-Featured Digital Picture Frame (Continuous Slide Show of photos)
• Continuous Stream of Photos (Caller ID Slideshow When in Use)
• 7” Screen Size
• Accepts SD, XD, MS Memory Cards
• Stores up to 100 Images Internally
• Interchangeable Black & Silver Frames
• Desk or Wall Mountable
• Expandable up to 4 Handsets
• Dimensions: Product WxDxH (inches) 11.81×3.90×6.85
• Weight: Product Without Carton (lbs) 2.09

Call Handling/Memory:

• Call Conferencing
• Call Timer
• Dial in Handset
• Flash Function
• Hold
• Line In-Use Indicator
• One-Touch Redial
• Phonebook/Directory Memory
• Pause
• Tone/Pulse Switchable Dialing
• Tone Feedback When Dialing
• Temporary Tone

Volume/Ringer:

• Handset Volume Control
• Hearing Aid Compatible
• Mute
• Ringer Control Yes (Vol1/2/3/OFF)
• Visual Ringer Photo CID

Caller ID Features:

• Automatic Date & Time Set
• Built-in Clock and Calendar
• Caller ID in Base
• Caller ID Memory 40
• Caller ID Review & Delete
• Call-Waiting Caller ID
• Dial-Back Function

Special Features:

• All Station Page (Page All)
• Consumer-Replaceable Cord
• Intercom
• Page/Find
• WiFi Friendly

In the box:

• Picture Frame / Cordless Phone
• A/C Adapter
• 7" Phone Cord
• 6 Foot Phone Cord
• User's Guide
• Product Registration Card