get a computer because the internet is like the world except the cool people are in charge
10 LOG INTO WOOT OFF
20 PURCHASE COMPUTER
30 GO TO 10 USING NEW COMPUTER AND REPEAT FOREVER
WE ARE THE GAMING COMPUTERS AND WE ARE COMING FOR YOUR DELICIOUS BRAIN
Endless is just a metaphor, of course. Eventually the universe will reach heat death. HAVE A NICE DAY
Write some stuff on a big thing and show it to a person
Need a really huge smartphone that doesn't make calls?
you're takin' care a- oh, you're already humming that song
you act like you don't need one but then you do
Features DLNA, Mobile Apps & AirPlay Support. We just couldn't cram that in the title.
Help preserve the endangered HP Laptop
You're not allowed to debate pluralizations until after you've bought something
It's pronounced "Newhp"
These glasses can also be used to disguise your alien heritage. You know, like on TV.
How large can they get? WHAT IF WE ACCIDENTALLY SELL A LAPTOP BIGGER THAN THE PLANET??
Kodak? That's a name I haven't heard in a long time...
Any laptop over 15.6" is just overcompensating for something
40% business, 50% class, 10% desk
The stuff you need to REALLY use your computer (why don't they ever include this stuff?)
perfect for battling pink robots or something
if you can understand that title maybe you'll be happy to buy this
HERE HAVE A BUSINESS CARD OH WAIT I DON'T HAVE THOSE BECAUSE I'M A ROUTER
until they make a desk with a flat wide computer built into it you'll need this
CHAAAAAARGE is what you'll be able to do once you get one of these
They work out all day and get in bar fights at night. They're the hardest of hard drives.
When you think about it, they're really a team
It's not truly YOUR PC until you add all the cool aftermarket accessories
You'll buy the whole PowerSeat but you'll only need the PowerEdge