Today Only in Computers
anything printed on this is canon
You know that fanfic you wrote where The Doctor met the cast of Sliders? Doesn't count, they say. Not canonical. BUT WAIT! Get a Canon printer and your work is now canon by default! That's right! It applies to everything, from the happiest Star Trek/Steven Universe crossover to your Laugh-In 2027 pilot. Don't waste time debating what's real and what's not. Get a Canon and make it canon!