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Sheets: the last line of defense between sleeper and imaginary monster.
It's a proven scientific fact: closet monsters can't get you when you're under high-quality sheets. With Nanotex Cool Comfort Sheets you'll be perfectly safe from monsters in closets, under beds, hiding behind bookcases or lurking in cupboards. Never will you fear them again! WARNING: sheets do not protect from astral attacks
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