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APPROXIMATELY 10 REJECTED SLOGANS FOR THE KLIPSCH KMC 3 WIRELESS MUSIC SYSTEM WITH BLUETOOTH
-cats ask for it by name
-a real piece of klipsch
-single prolonged 30 second beep
-for beats so sick you’ll probably need to sanitize your hands after you use it
-YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE ‘TOOTH
-klipsch: chariots of wire[less]
-weezer never sounded so good!
-take your jams everywhere. no, not your jelly collection, silly.
-your klipsch is on our list!
-klipsch: drown out the nagging
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