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Your whole life they told you to never touch the screen. And now, here we are.
That's the thing about technology. All the things they say you shouldn't do, the scientists immediately want to do. Say you can't use quantum light and they race to solve it. Say your computer can't teleport and someone starts doing the math. So don't be surprised to learn that now you CAN touch your screen. Instead, think about the other stuff you can't do and get ready. Because, before too long, they'll figure all that stuff out too.
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