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Give your pet treats when you're not there. THEY WILL THINK YOU ARE A GOD.
Thanks to the Internet of Things we now have the power to watch our house while we're not there. And it becomes trivial to send a command to the pet treat dispenser so you can give your pet a snack while you're miles away. Just keep in mind that no one would EVER do that to you in order to train you to do their bidding! Also pay no attention to the camera on the street light outside. That's just a coincidence.
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