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There's only one way to get rid of your pickled eggs and outdated candy bars. To open an outdoor movie theater.
Here you are with 200 jars of pickled eggs in the basement. You've only really got one option. That's to open an outdoor movie theater. You'll attract the attention of your neighbors, but you'll also attract the attention of passers-by. "Oh, how 1950s!" they'll say. "We must review this for our friends in the city! And by the way, how much for a pickled egg?" And you'll say something outrageous and they'll laugh and say "It's more expensive in the city!" and you'll have one less jar of pickled eggs in your cellar.
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